I have to tell you about the oddest dream I’ve ever had. Maybe the Chicken Tikka Masala Pizza before bed was a bad idea. At any rate, I wanted to share this really weird dream with you, so enjoy it:

My girlfriend and I were walking around downtown. Something was weird about the streets but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Come to think about it, I think they were made of pudding. Anyway, we were going to a little bistro that we like for a drink or two and to listen to the live music they have.

We get in, and the place looks like a cave. The Bar is made of dinosaur bones, and the kitchen is just a fire in the corner. Everyone else is normal though. We order our drinks and the musician comes out. It’s a dog in a bowler derby. He opens his case and pulls out a saxophone. He’s a Dog saxophonist Manchester, and he’s not half bad. He barks in between songs and then the set ends. After that I just woke up.

Weird, right?